Bindspire Dispatch
THE CEMETERY CAMPAIGN
By R. · Editor-in-Chief
Filed from Homestead
“I'm helping you achieve a goal”
The village raid had barely ended when Homestead's victory party acquired a second program: turn skhl20 into seasonal landscaping. The first fall was accidental—kaestar, carrying a ruby axe, immediately protested, "I DIDNT MEAN TO KILL HIM LMAO." The next several were considerably more organized.
Meggy73 joined the chase, Katt_Bug took a turn, and cag6 appointed themself career adviser. The affair was theatrical: when kaestar asked for one more sword duel, skhl20 answered "ok." A game crash interrupted proceedings; skhl20 returned anyway. kaestar eventually declared the matter forgiven, while cag6 proposed a skhl cemetery as Halloween decoration. No ground was broken, but the planning board has rarely looked more nervous.
THE PHANTOMS FOUND THE DANCE FLOOR
Earlier, gingerlmao invited the neighborhood to see the first statue at a future base. kaestar, Meggy73, and TheArkanite gathered around; photographs got the green light, and the unfinished grounds became a music test. One speaker became several, the tiny range inspired plans for hidden units, and the sound earned affectionate comparisons to old car speakers. Then phantoms circled overhead. cag6 supplied the name—"PHANTOM RAVE"—and the unfinished base gathered its first crowd.
A FIRST HELLO
Overnight, BloomChou stepped into Homestead, received a chorus of welcomes, then gathered puffball caps, opened a first loot chest, and found wild crops. Not a bad opening lap for someone who arrived hoping to build, fish, and see what the pack could do.
Questions Under the Carved Pumpkins
- Does the proposed skhl cemetery become real Halloween décor? What rises around gingerlmao's statue now that its scale is set? Where does BloomChou cast a first fishing line?
- Send the desk the finest harmless rivalry, suspiciously named weapon, or midnight gathering you witness.